Who’s a bad person?
You are.
- For not reading my site every day.
- For not commiting to memory every single post here. Something you could easily do on the days I don’t post.
- For not using a RSS reader to keep tabs on new posts. Something Firefox can do easily.
- For not sending a hot masseuse to work on the knot in my back
- For not shooting her an extra $20 to buy some icecream (my favorite right now is Haagan Daaz’ “Mayan Chocolate”)
- For making the Heavens weep on my day off.
Okay. So maybe your aren’t a bad person for not visiting everyday. And maybe you don’t need to memorize this entire site. And maybe the masseuse that feeds me yummy icecream can stay a fantasy (at least for a short while). And maybe you don’t control the weather.
But you can still download an RSS reader or Firefox, subscribe to the feed, and be advised of any new post automatically.
Because, we all know that unless you’re using ‘nix or a mac, you’re most likely using that piece of shit, IE. And if you are, then you really are a bad person.