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I was walking home after work—as I’m often prone to doing—and I see this newer model Ford Mustang round the corner just as I get to it.

The driver was a nun!

Seriously! She had the outfit and everything.

Nice vow of poverty.

If a “bride of Christ” has better transportation than I do, I really need to up my standard of living.

At least, I had the good sense to buy a new pair of shoes recently.

I drive a big white box van for work.

Even though it isn’t “cool looking”, it gets the job done.

It would get the job done faster if people driving in front of me would at least go the speed limit.

For the longest time I wondered why. Now, I think it has to do with the general shape of the van.

People think I’m the police.

Either that or they like being tale-gated.

Bloody humans.