I am not a pig!
I drive a big white box van for work.
Even though it isn’t “cool looking”, it gets the job done.
It would get the job done faster if people driving in front of me would at least go the speed limit.
For the longest time I wondered why. Now, I think it has to do with the general shape of the van.
People think I’m the police.
Either that or they like being tale-gated.
Bloody humans.