Where were you when it all went down?
For more than two years, I’ve worked for Langley Diving.
Just yesterday, I noticed that the soap dispenser in the washroom is called “Alibi”.
Ignoring my obvious inattentiveness, this is one of the best names for soap I can think of.
(with a european accent…)
“Alibi. Wash those bloody hands clean.”
“Alibi. As sweet smelling as the lies you’ll tell.”
“Alibi. For a truly guilt-free clean.”